50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Ahahaha I feel like I kind of copped out because I’ve been getting asked for Potter!Punks for ages, and never really was able to draw something I was satisfied with and now these are only busts instead of full bodies. OOPS. Sorry. Maybe one day I’ll do full body images, because I have about a million more tattoo ideas.

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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pink wine has gotten me a lil drunk and im sad and confused about what to do w my life and i just want to crawl into bed and do nothing idk but at least the kardashians is distracting me 

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
Fall Out Boy - Centuries
12,066 plays

thisblogisgospel:

LEAKED NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG CENTURIES

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

sinaloan:

defend mentally ill people with empathy issues. defend mentally ill people with violent urges. defend all mentally ill people, no exceptions.

perks-of-being-chinese:

look at my dog

perks-of-being-chinese:

look at my dog

littlealienproducts:

Cacti Cross-Stitch Embroidery // £5.00

fuzs:

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

SHIT

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